Tumblr (3.0; @joefarley)http://www.joefarley.com/<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.joefarley.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/424172608/tumblr_kyplhmk9ds1qzdwz4&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>This fictional commercial jingle for a brewery is just a sample of what your ad firm will get once I’m hired.</p>http://www.joefarley.com/post/424172608http://www.joefarley.com/post/424172608Wed, 03 Mar 2010 08:58:00 -0500“ When I hear that band Nickelback, I want more than five cents in return. ” - Henny...http://www.joefarley.com/post/405094547http://www.joefarley.com/post/405094547Mon, 22 Feb 2010 11:19:00 -0500<iframe src="http://videos.nymag.com/embed/player/?content=NJCGDH08QF9VKL63&widget_type_cid=svp&title_height=24" width="400" height="302" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" allowtransparency="true"></iframe><br/><br/><p><img src="http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll304/stubsnoonez/conedolph-1.jpg" align="baseline" height="430" width="525"/></p>http://www.joefarley.com/post/401295488http://www.joefarley.com/post/401295488Sat, 20 Feb 2010 17:55:00 -0500<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.joefarley.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/390910834/tumblr_kxw3lgu6Cs1qzdwz4&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/>http://www.joefarley.com/post/390910834http://www.joefarley.com/post/390910834Mon, 15 Feb 2010 10:41:40 -0500“White titties, on the whole, just seem less oppressive than their black counterparts. ...http://www.joefarley.com/post/368315917http://www.joefarley.com/post/368315917Wed, 03 Feb 2010 01:05:23 -0500<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kx3kwggCrP1qzdwz4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>When I see people like this, I imagine them getting raped by a large black man.</p>http://www.joefarley.com/post/362707317http://www.joefarley.com/post/362707317Sun, 31 Jan 2010 01:05:03 -0500<script src="http://player.ooyala.com/player.js?embedCode=4wYjk2MTpuGCZMmUAIDPFCNjJIM7BYvB&height=270&width=480"></script><br/><br/><p>This is called re-inventing the genre.</p>http://www.joefarley.com/post/354781944http://www.joefarley.com/post/354781944Tue, 26 Jan 2010 15:16:03 -0500“ “beware of false profits the bible says to watch out they will tell u what u want to...http://www.joefarley.com/post/340244762http://www.joefarley.com/post/340244762Sun, 17 Jan 2010 23:02:00 -0500NASA Discovers Cocaine Near Shuttle Hangar: Hey geniuses! Why don’t you leave the hard stuff...http://www.joefarley.com/post/338429866http://www.joefarley.com/post/338429866Sat, 16 Jan 2010 22:37:50 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/IZ3j0XjTjs8&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/IZ3j0XjTjs8&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>I think we can finally put to bed those rumors about Travolta not being able to sing and dance merrily.</p>http://www.joefarley.com/post/338395570http://www.joefarley.com/post/338395570Sat, 16 Jan 2010 22:13:23 -0500“Define “molestation”.” - Paul Reiserhttp://www.joefarley.com/post/332994621http://www.joefarley.com/post/332994621Wed, 13 Jan 2010 17:41:00 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/MZERfeh7n4Q&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/MZERfeh7n4Q&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Mister Meatloaf</p>http://www.joefarley.com/post/309880416http://www.joefarley.com/post/309880416Thu, 31 Dec 2009 11:40:54 -0500“It’s weird at first, but corn syrup is highly drinkable.” - Marlon Brandohttp://www.joefarley.com/post/288536318http://www.joefarley.com/post/288536318Fri, 18 Dec 2009 00:35:00 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/_vUhSYLRw14&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/_vUhSYLRw14&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/>http://www.joefarley.com/post/243407461http://www.joefarley.com/post/243407461Sat, 14 Nov 2009 02:08:41 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/BYW6C44zo24&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BYW6C44zo24&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>I’m in love.</p>http://www.joefarley.com/post/233725886http://www.joefarley.com/post/233725886Thu, 05 Nov 2009 03:21:48 -0500Radiohead’s Thom Yorke has contributed a song for the TWILIGHT sequel NEW MOON.  We...http://www.joefarley.com/post/223538483http://www.joefarley.com/post/223538483Mon, 26 Oct 2009 01:23:40 -0400<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kq1guzDocC1qzdwz4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>via <a href="http://www.upnorthtrips.com" target='blank"'>upnorthtrips</a></p>http://www.joefarley.com/post/188933613http://www.joefarley.com/post/188933613Tue, 15 Sep 2009 20:47:23 -0400 “I may not be a human, but I am a man.” This is a real quote from the book TWILIGHT. “I may not be...http://www.joefarley.com/post/175225434http://www.joefarley.com/post/175225434Sun, 30 Aug 2009 00:47:00 -0400if U follow ur blizz u put urzelf on a kind of track dat haz ben their alltha wile waitin 4 U and...http://www.joefarley.com/post/151403986http://www.joefarley.com/post/151403986Wed, 29 Jul 2009 02:18:00 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/PIU52Yeogdk&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/PIU52Yeogdk&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>When I was 11 years old this scene from LOST BOYS drove me wild with the desire to play the sax. My incessant begging/crying fell on the deaf ears of my parents. Now, at 30 years old, you can find me in both dark AND well-lit alleys sucking on dicks and pretending they’re saxophones.</p>http://www.joefarley.com/post/141280075http://www.joefarley.com/post/141280075Tue, 14 Jul 2009 02:12:00 -0400