Deserving of absolutely nothing, guilty of everything. var sc_project=6650454; var sc_invisible=1; var sc_security="7b1770cd"; Tumblr (3.0; @joefarley)http://www.joefarley.com/You never hear the positive stories about bath salts; like: human face meat tastes really good, you...http://www.joefarley.com/post/24079599065http://www.joefarley.com/post/24079599065Wed, 30 May 2012 16:24:17 -0400A cop went to assault me at the NATO protests in Chicago today. I begged him off by agreeing to join...http://www.joefarley.com/post/23464720778http://www.joefarley.com/post/23464720778Mon, 21 May 2012 00:33:15 -0400“Who, me? Oh, I’m a Christian.” - Santa Claushttp://www.joefarley.com/post/22945845268http://www.joefarley.com/post/22945845268Sat, 12 May 2012 23:03:40 -0400“Talk to the hand, cuz the face don’t wanna hear it!” - Lady who uses outdated...http://www.joefarley.com/post/22920807268http://www.joefarley.com/post/22920807268Sat, 12 May 2012 15:55:20 -04001. Find Osama bin Laden 2. 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Give the thumbs-up to gay people who&#8217;d like...http://www.joefarley.com/post/22765961806http://www.joefarley.com/post/22765961806Thu, 10 May 2012 00:59:52 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3sdx77Pp41qzdwz4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I do stand-up.</p>http://www.joefarley.com/post/22760358868http://www.joefarley.com/post/22760358868Wed, 09 May 2012 23:05:30 -0400If they ever celebrate my birthday, can I suggest Google spells their name that day with the image...http://www.joefarley.com/post/22735403184http://www.joefarley.com/post/22735403184Wed, 09 May 2012 17:25:42 -0400I wonder how big, throbbing, and veiny the collective imagined cock the men who voted against...http://www.joefarley.com/post/22694317278http://www.joefarley.com/post/22694317278Tue, 08 May 2012 22:33:12 -0400I&#8217;m going to start calling pictures of food on facebook &#8220;nudes&#8221; until it&#8217;s...http://www.joefarley.com/post/22625055278http://www.joefarley.com/post/22625055278Mon, 07 May 2012 21:20:47 -0400My manager called me &#8220;tough&#8221; today. 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Judge for yourself by this video, and how I...http://www.joefarley.com/post/20850382204http://www.joefarley.com/post/20850382204Tue, 10 Apr 2012 13:55:17 -0400Have you always harbored a dream of being a stand-up comedian? Are you just now dipping your beak...http://www.joefarley.com/post/20770945009http://www.joefarley.com/post/20770945009Mon, 09 Apr 2012 05:26:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m10mrdlwlf1qz8bdzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://garbagewhore.tumblr.com/post/20591317743/mikeburns-a-real-mens-room-taken-with" target="_blank">garbagewhore</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mikeburns.tumblr.com/post/19440799214/a-real-mens-room-taken-with-instagram" target="_blank">mikeburns</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>A REAL men’s room. 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