Deserving of absolutely nothing, guilty of everything. var sc_project=6650454; var sc_invisible=1; var sc_security="7b1770cd"; The JoeFarley.comTumblr (3.0; @joefarley)http://www.joefarley.com/"Yeah, I’m a vegan and the Ted Nugent t-shirt I’m wearing is sincere."“Yeah, I’m a vegan and the Ted Nugent t-shirt I’m wearing is sincere.” -...http://www.joefarley.com/post/16987733527http://www.joefarley.com/post/16987733527Fri, 03 Feb 2012 15:27:33 -0500"Truth is on the side of the oppressed. What color panties are you wearing?"“Truth is on the side of the oppressed. What color panties are you wearing?” - Malcolm...http://www.joefarley.com/post/16963751277http://www.joefarley.com/post/16963751277Fri, 03 Feb 2012 00:37:45 -0500In 100,000 years, archaelogists will be able to identify the remains of present day archaeologists...In 100,000 years, archaelogists will be able to identify the remains of present day archaeologists...http://www.joefarley.com/post/16808664705http://www.joefarley.com/post/16808664705Tue, 31 Jan 2012 01:16:43 -0500America is the sort of place where you can be born with both lady and man parts, emerge as a female,...America is the sort of place where you can be born with both lady and man parts, emerge as a female,...http://www.joefarley.com/post/16684763994http://www.joefarley.com/post/16684763994Sun, 29 Jan 2012 01:49:45 -0500"Don’t get high on your own supply."“Don’t get high on your own supply.” - One-liner by the hero astronaut cop when...http://www.joefarley.com/post/16617580160http://www.joefarley.com/post/16617580160Fri, 27 Jan 2012 23:08:17 -0500PerspectiveLook, I’m not a pig, so I don’t think rape jokes are funny. But, it would be hilarious...http://www.joefarley.com/post/16338172422http://www.joefarley.com/post/16338172422Mon, 23 Jan 2012 01:10:45 -0500I went and grabbed a coffee at Starbucks today. Guess who was...<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly8k92ake61qzdwz4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I went and grabbed a coffee at Starbucks today. Guess who was there? The kid (Rune Guy) I wrote about in this post: <a href="http://www.joefarley.com/post/15196678614/you-and-her-rune-d-my-day" target="_blank">http://www.joefarley.com/post/15196678614/you-and-her-rune-d-my-day</a></p> <p>(Picture is kind of grainy, but you get the idea, I hope)</p> <p>((THE BOOK HE IS READING IS ABOUT WEREWOLVES))</p>http://www.joefarley.com/post/16336317581http://www.joefarley.com/post/16336317581Mon, 23 Jan 2012 00:22:00 -0500TryingAt the warehouse club I work for, I recently stepped down from my position in the bakery and moved...http://www.joefarley.com/post/16213794938http://www.joefarley.com/post/16213794938Sat, 21 Jan 2012 00:47:00 -0500"The idea of comedy, really, is not everybody should be laughing. It should be about fifty people..."“The idea of comedy, really, is not everybody should be laughing. It should be about fifty...http://www.joefarley.com/post/15809926121http://www.joefarley.com/post/15809926121Fri, 13 Jan 2012 22:58:31 -0500"I don’t give a fuck."“I don’t give a fuck.” - Someone who actually cares deeply, but thinks ignorance...http://www.joefarley.com/post/15653207852http://www.joefarley.com/post/15653207852Tue, 10 Jan 2012 22:12:18 -0500"I’ll get him a glass, sure. But where does he drink it out of?"““I’ll get him a glass, sure. But where does he drink it out of?”” -...http://www.joefarley.com/post/15582946289http://www.joefarley.com/post/15582946289Mon, 09 Jan 2012 16:54:43 -0500Apparently I’ve traded drink and drugs for a compulsion to watch shitty movies. I won’t...Apparently I’ve traded drink and drugs for a compulsion to watch shitty movies. I won’t...http://www.joefarley.com/post/15420648366http://www.joefarley.com/post/15420648366Fri, 06 Jan 2012 18:41:37 -0500Try and keep this image frozen in your mind while hearing The...<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx7p8kH3HT1qzdwz4o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Try and keep this image frozen in your mind while hearing The Good, the Bad and the Ugly theme.</p>http://www.joefarley.com/post/15232479580http://www.joefarley.com/post/15232479580Tue, 03 Jan 2012 02:38:44 -0500Photo<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwxoosZdiM1qamghlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://www.joefarley.com/post/15227449814http://www.joefarley.com/post/15227449814Tue, 03 Jan 2012 00:28:20 -0500I love the part of the Above the Rim blooper reel when Tupac is coughing/choking on his own blood...I love the part of the Above the Rim blooper reel when Tupac is coughing/choking on his own blood...http://www.joefarley.com/post/15224430286http://www.joefarley.com/post/15224430286Mon, 02 Jan 2012 23:26:04 -0500You and Her Rune(d) My DayI go to a coffee shop to write because I cannot be trusted alone in my apartment with access to...http://www.joefarley.com/post/15196678614http://www.joefarley.com/post/15196678614Mon, 02 Jan 2012 23:24:21 -0500"I’ve got a weird name. Hey, I have an idea: how about you laugh at it after reading one of my..."“I’ve got a weird name. Hey, I have an idea: how about you laugh at it after reading one...http://www.joefarley.com/post/14948352166http://www.joefarley.com/post/14948352166Wed, 28 Dec 2011 20:52:07 -0500I Had a Jacuzzi To Fall Back OnThis will be a sex story that, I’m hoping, due to the way circumstances played out during the...http://www.joefarley.com/post/14897279294http://www.joefarley.com/post/14897279294Wed, 28 Dec 2011 08:21:00 -0500nullEverytime a co-worker makes conversation with me laced with terrible (or any) work-related humor, I...http://www.joefarley.com/post/14878066558http://www.joefarley.com/post/14878066558Tue, 27 Dec 2011 16:53:24 -0500George Carlin<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwvrb7sOLH1qzdwz4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>George Carlin</p>http://www.joefarley.com/post/14877756162http://www.joefarley.com/post/14877756162Tue, 27 Dec 2011 15:52:19 -0500