http://www.joefarley.com/Tumblr (3.0; @joefarley)http://www.joefarley.com/NEVER FORGET<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/o-s36dK0yQc&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/o-s36dK0yQc&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><strong>NEVER FORGET</strong></p>http://www.joefarley.com/post/838301115http://www.joefarley.com/post/838301115Tue, 20 Jul 2010 19:44:00 -0400Instead of progress, I’m imagining a future where the...<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/b2bExqhhWRI&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/b2bExqhhWRI&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Instead of progress, I’m imagining a future where the massively wealthy people who run the world with robots build a machine to be let loose inside the pit of an arena for the express purpose of mechanized sport-rape. Since it’s my imagination, I, of course, would be the prey. Once pinned by this man-hunter, bull-fucking machine, I can almost hear the titillation from the crowd as the Jumbotron zeroes in on the merciful anguish of defeat on my face. I’m gonna make one sad John Henry-style folk hero, for sure.   </p>http://www.joefarley.com/post/830574363http://www.joefarley.com/post/830574363Mon, 19 Jul 2010 00:37:23 -0400You know what they say about kids and their Shawarma!<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l57wq6LhGM1qzdwz4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>You know what they say about kids and their Shawarma!</strong></p>http://www.joefarley.com/post/783459582http://www.joefarley.com/post/783459582Wed, 07 Jul 2010 22:39:42 -0400The mexican restaurant I was going to eat at alone was choked with people, forcing my agoraphobic...The mexican restaurant I was going to eat at alone was choked with people, forcing my agoraphobic...http://www.joefarley.com/post/783164573http://www.joefarley.com/post/783164573Wed, 07 Jul 2010 21:14:25 -0400upnorthtrips: Young Funny (via wordsforyoungmen)<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l57hoyyR401qamghlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://upnorthtrips.com/post/782735994/young-funny" target="_blank">upnorthtrips</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Young Funny</strong></p> </blockquote> <p>(via <a href="http://wordsforyoungmen.tumblr.com/post/782394209" target="_blank">wordsforyoungmen</a>)</p>http://www.joefarley.com/post/782769364http://www.joefarley.com/post/782769364Wed, 07 Jul 2010 19:11:03 -0400Not A Total LossMy own stink has roused me out of bed to take some sort of action. Like Howard Hughes putting the...http://www.joefarley.com/post/771175919http://www.joefarley.com/post/771175919Sun, 04 Jul 2010 22:27:28 -0400Mel Gibson’s Racist N-WORD Rant: VOICEMAIL <embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.joefarley.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/767027923/tumblr_l50a1dZCZD1qzdwz4&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><strong>Mel Gibson’s Racist N-WORD Rant: VOICEMAIL</strong></p> <p><img src="http://www.nypost.com/r/nypost/blogs/popwrap/200902/Images/200902_mel-gibson-mustache.jpg" align="middle" height="367" width="264"/></p>http://www.joefarley.com/post/767027923http://www.joefarley.com/post/767027923Sat, 03 Jul 2010 19:46:00 -0400Outside of Popeye’s, eatin’ chicken and fries. Come...<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l505ipskT91qzdwz4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Outside of Popeye’s, eatin’ chicken and fries. Come holla at ya Uncle.</p> <p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_vrzuh0xKU" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_vrzuh0xKU</a></p>http://www.joefarley.com/post/766787264http://www.joefarley.com/post/766787264Sat, 03 Jul 2010 18:08:49 -0400Doughy, middle-aged shirtless man reading a trashy paperback in his rusty pick-up truck; appearing...Doughy, middle-aged shirtless man reading a trashy paperback in his rusty pick-up truck; appearing...http://www.joefarley.com/post/757900295http://www.joefarley.com/post/757900295Thu, 01 Jul 2010 11:20:53 -0400FLEX: Time to have sex.<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4t0vmQPkN1qzdwz4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>FLEX: Time to have sex.</strong></p>http://www.joefarley.com/post/751820804http://www.joefarley.com/post/751820804Tue, 29 Jun 2010 21:45:22 -0400"Whatever!!!"“Whatever!!!” - The battle cry of idiots when faced with their own inadequacies.http://www.joefarley.com/post/738776439http://www.joefarley.com/post/738776439Sat, 26 Jun 2010 12:42:00 -0400"Goodnight, you Tyler Perry’s, you Houses of Payne…"“Goodnight, you Tyler Perry’s, you Houses of Payne…”http://www.joefarley.com/post/730135353http://www.joefarley.com/post/730135353Wed, 23 Jun 2010 23:48:52 -0400"It was brilliant, and would have been better without all the fat parents and nasty kids choking the..."“It was brilliant, and would have been better without all the fat parents and nasty kids...http://www.joefarley.com/post/729981028http://www.joefarley.com/post/729981028Wed, 23 Jun 2010 22:11:00 -0400"When God gives you lemons… Wait, why is God giving me lemons? It’s, like, the worst..."“When God gives you lemons… Wait, why is God giving me lemons? It’s, like, the...http://www.joefarley.com/post/715355728http://www.joefarley.com/post/715355728Sat, 19 Jun 2010 12:28:00 -0400National Public Radio has a host whose name is Richard Steele, which, if there’s a balance to...National Public Radio has a host whose name is Richard Steele, which, if there’s a balance to...http://www.joefarley.com/post/678493004http://www.joefarley.com/post/678493004Tue, 08 Jun 2010 21:43:45 -0400"Three fingers: It’s my favorite pour of bourbon, and the number of digits I jack-hammered last..."“Three fingers: It’s my favorite pour of bourbon, and the number of digits I...http://www.joefarley.com/post/673784511http://www.joefarley.com/post/673784511Mon, 07 Jun 2010 14:28:00 -0400When equality doesn’t equal correct: Deciding to train your new handicapped hire on the meat...When equality doesn’t equal correct: Deciding to train your new handicapped hire on the meat...http://www.joefarley.com/post/673571008http://www.joefarley.com/post/673571008Mon, 07 Jun 2010 13:01:51 -0400Rounding out the superhero versus villain story of comic book archetypes, my sworn nemesis at work...Rounding out the superhero versus villain story of comic book archetypes, my sworn nemesis at work...http://www.joefarley.com/post/670055785http://www.joefarley.com/post/670055785Sun, 06 Jun 2010 12:21:10 -0400I’m man enough to admit that women with this hairstyle...<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3kp9urkJz1qzdwz4o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’m man enough to admit that women with this hairstyle intimidate me enough to start drinking again if they so much as breathed angrily in my direction.  </p>http://www.joefarley.com/post/668368757http://www.joefarley.com/post/668368757Sat, 05 Jun 2010 23:20:18 -0400More proof the terrorists aren’t winning: you can now get your own likeness on a postage...More proof the terrorists aren’t winning: you can now get your own likeness on a postage...http://www.joefarley.com/post/661142712http://www.joefarley.com/post/661142712Thu, 03 Jun 2010 18:00:35 -0400