Music is constantly evolving. The consumer(s) propagates this process. With a pulse on the stages of what certain genres will likely become based on current trends in taste and consumption, I’m going to give you a glimpse of what some of the music you love will sound and resemble in 10 years.
Enjoy!
Hip Hop will be dominated by the gay community.
Jam Bands, over the course of 10 years will evolve into eight guys playing ONE guitar.
Indie Rock will just be a band on stage taking naps interspersed with the lead singer collecting his/her tears in a fedora while a dead horse whips the word IRONY written out in comic sans.
Country music will be dominated by the inner city with most song lyrics dealing with anti-American sentiment popularized by the genres’ figurehead, Louis Farrakhan, Jr.
Tacocore - a genre, once its name is determined and becomes the the most popular music of its time, will force my hand in suicide.
Dubstep, in order to listen to, will become something you have to simultaneously snort coaine mixed with powder bleach and clean the leaves from your mom’s gutters.
Rock and Roll will only be personally listenable to with a fifty dollar monthly AT&T payment and sizable yearly donation to The Republican Party. (Voted into law under President Gene Simmons)
