February 2012
6 posts
“How an elephant got in my pajamas, I’ll never know!”
– Groucho Marx, on the stand at his bestiality trial
Valentine’s Day Message
“Yeah, I’m a vegan and the Ted Nugent t-shirt I’m wearing is sincere.”
– Superhero Captain Obvious, discovering irony and sarcasm
“Truth is on the side of the oppressed. What color panties are you wearing?”
– Malcolm Sext