March 2010
4 posts
Today at work, a police officer was blocking the entrance back into my department with a shopping cart. I said, ”Excuse me, sir — I need to get by.” The cop turned to face me and I was met with the steely gaze of a spiky-haired bulldyke. Once the shock (three seconds) wore off, I felt pretty good about myself.
I will not buy Cheeseburger flavored Doritos.
I will not buy Cheeseburger flavored Doritos.
I will not buy Cheeseburger flavored Doritos.
I will not buy Cheeseburger flavored Doritos.
I will not buy Cheeseburger flavored Doritos.
I will not buy Cheeseburger flavored Doritos.
I will not buy Cheeseburger flavored Doritos.
I will not buy Cheeseburger flavored Doritos.
I will not buy...
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