August 2009
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SHE HATES COFFEE, AND ALL HE WANTS TO DO IS...
“I may not be a human, but I am a man.”
This is a real quote from the book TWILIGHT.
“I may not be a coffee machine, but I do tell time digitally, percolate and brew coffee.”
This is a real quote by me, from my forthcoming book ROAST. It’s about an undead coffee machine named Theodore who is wrestling with the feelings of his fixture in the world as a zombie coffee machine, while at the same...