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This fictional commercial jingle for a brewery is just a sample of what your ad firm will get once I’m hired.
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March 03 2010
February 22 2010
—Henny YoungmanWhen I hear that band Nickelback, I want more than five cents in return.
February 20 2010
February 15 2010
February 03 2010
—Bill CosbyWhite titties, on the whole, just seem less oppressive than their black counterparts. What’s your definition of irony?
January 31 2010
January 26 2010
January 17 2010
—This is a sincere status update via facebook from a kid/guy I went to high school with. Before workplace massacres became rote, monthly news blips, he always had an aura about him that shone with that special tint that said, “I’m a sweet simpleton, and my humble, but stupid outlook will give you the warmest sunshine, or my bloody wrath should you anger and confuse me at the same time. I think you can see that reflected in this quote.“beware of false profits the bible says to watch out they will tell u what u want to hear and pull u away from god and celibrateing the birth of god they will be convinceing and slie if u want to see truth pray and be open to his word love u all”
January 16 2010
NASA Discovers Cocaine Near Shuttle Hangar
Hey geniuses! Why don’t you leave the hard stuff to the people who deserve it? Molestation victims who AREN’T brilliant.
I think we can finally put to bed those rumors about Travolta not being able to sing and dance merrily.
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I can't get my hands on the prescription amphetamines necessary to write Science Fiction, so you're stuck with my lazy attempts at comedy.
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